Just In case you missed our major super-amazing round-up post on all the monster September issues this weekend, well, word on the street is that the gigantor September issue of Vogue will finally hit newsstands tomorrow, August 23rd. We just got ours here at Racked HQ and, as expected, it's a heffer.
To bring you the full September Vogue heffer experience, we decided to use it to smash things. Yes, you read that right, smash things. And we took video of the smashage.
The breakdown:
"That's certainly how I've come to think of cover girl Kate Moss's wedding, which took place in early July near her wonderfully charming and unpretentious home in the English Cotswolds" —Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour
Cover Girl: Kate Moss
Her hair color: Blonde
What she's wearing: Alexander McQueen
Photographer: Mario Testino
Biggest integer on cover: 758
Number of pages: 758
Other thing that has around 758 pages: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ad pages: 577
Without ads, it would be: 181
Number of pages before actual content: 218
First ad inside: Ralph Lauren
Number of animals in issue: 23
Materials needed: Vogue September Issue, things to smash
CONTESTANT #1: Plastic Cup, Before
Live action VIDEO of September Vogue being dropped on plastic cup from a height of about 3 feet. What will happen!? The suspense is killing us.
Plastic cup, after:
VERDICT: Unsurprisingly, Vogue totally owned the plastic cup. Crushed it, killed it, gave it wrinkles.
CONTESTANT #2: Goldfish, before
Live action VIDEO of September Vogue being dropped on a pile of cute little Goldfish snacks from a height of about 3 feet. What will happen!? The suspense is killing us.
Goldfish, after:
VERDICT: Following impact, remnants of the scraps of goldfishes on the Missoni for Target back cover. No grease spots, though, which was impressive. * No actual goldfish were harmed in this act of senseless destruction.
CONTESTANT #3: Chow Mein Noodles, before
Live action VIDEO of September Vogue being dropped on Chinese takeout Chow Mein noodles from a height of about 3 feet. What will happen!? The suspense is killing us.
Chow Mein Noodles, after:
VERDICT:We may have underestimated the strength of these chow mein noodles. Although some noodles were crushed—most of the chow mein remained intact. Rematch next year, same place, same time. Bring it, Vogue —David Chen
· Vogue [Official Site]
· The September Issue Breakdown: Height, Weight, Animal Cameos [Racked]
