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Just when you thought "JorJeggings" were the pinnacle of jegging ridiculousness, let us introduce you to "My First Levi's," baby outfits printed with the image of denim.
My First Levi's originally made their debut in the printed pages of that treasure trove of when-will-I-ever-use-this goodness that is SkyMall, but then quickly disappeared to make room for the equally embarrassing Sharkbite Hoodie. Since then, the trompe l'oeil sweatshirts, sweatpants and onesies had popped up on the racks at Dillard's and JC Penney, and they're occasionally up for grabs on eBay as well.
As rare as the My First Levi's are now in this critical, pre-Christmas shopping period, at least we've discovered what your baby can grow into next: Aqua acid-wash, super-skinny jeans for toddlers.
· Move Over Treggings! "JorJeggings" Are Now in Stock [Racked NY]
· Sharkbite Hoodie [SkyMall]
· My First Levi's romper [eBay]