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While you were weekending, Piper Perabo of Covert Affairs and Coyote Ugly fame, married her director/producer boyfriend Stephen Kay. It is okay if you are wondering if the couple discussed outfits before the main event because they are definitely not on the same page. Or maybe they were going for the Kate Moss/Jamie Hince mismatch at our wedding thing? Only models and rockstars can pull that off.
Perabo donned a silver scaly gown, and the brightness on your computer screen is not broken: Her veil is yellow. Meanwhile her husband has a soul patch and an absurdly oversized suit. Basically, he looks like a hobo that rides the rails to the most important even of his life. This may or may not clear a few things up: The wedding was New Orleans-themed. Because, who gets married without a theme these days?
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